10 Inspirational and Funny Quotes That Can Improve Your Life

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It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day’s work.

What’s really interesting is that how do people go through life when faced with
stress. I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there really must be something in this ‘mind-over-matter’ thing.

Humor is indeed the best medicine ever. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you laugh so hard. Despite of what’s been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it’s better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than face it with anger o with a clouded vision. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out even without even trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and he’s bound to mock the subject and you’ll end up laughing rather than being upset about it.

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn’t have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.” ‘Nuff said.

3. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” This happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life’s little problems isn’t all that bad, until ‘he’ shows up.

Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you’re talking about the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout your body.

4. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” And if you want more, just keep on asking!

5. “A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.” It sounds, ‘practical’, I think.

And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to make the best out of every possible scenario, and it doesn’t involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.

6. “Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.

7. “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” If it rains, it pours.

8. “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” It could get worse when you’re guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!

9. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” At least he doesn’t smite us with lightning, and I’m thankful for that.

And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can’t seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could guide us. Whether we’re religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along.

And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.

10. “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.”

5 Top Secrets for Mastering the Principles of Law of Attraction

5 Top Secrets for Mastering the Principles of Law of Atrraction

What is it about “The Secret”? I have listened to the cd about 20-25 times as well as my son.

I have spent the last 2 years studying every book, audios, websites I can find to assist me in mastering the Law of Attraction and the universal law of attraction. I have studied Bob Proctor, Jack Canfield, Michael Losier and the other teachers. I continue to learn everyday and I continue to grow in my life to get better at mastering the Law of Attraction and the universal laws.

Here are 5 secrets in order to master the Law of Attraction, from some of the Masterminds.

1) One thing you need to understand is that you are connected at all time. You are connected to everything in this universe. Your attraction powers will be much stronger when your goals and positiveness are in alignment with the universal laws of attraction and for the greater good for all.

2) You are a magnet and your thoughts allow you to literally attract everything you need to accomplish your goals.

Here is a great quote from Esther and Jerry Hicks “Because of the Law of Attraction, each of you is like a powerful magnet, attracting more of the way that you feel at any point in time.”

3) Understand that you are energy. If that is so, then we are made of the same energy as the moon, stars, earth, pet, etc. We are all just different forms of energy vibrating at different frequencies. Why is this important? It is important because it shows that you are connected to everyone and everything in this universe.

4) Do you think you are a powerful co-creater? You don’t realize that you have more power than you think. . You have the ability to make changes in your life, create your desires in the future and you have unlimited potential! Wouldn’t you like to live with infinite possibilities and infinite potential?

5) Master the law of attraction by learning from other masters.